Funny Chuck Norris Mountain Dew Advert

Remember these mountain dew adverts! Was cracking up just watching thess, oh and watch for the Steven Seagal one at the end. Especially the part when he headbutts the indian guy at the till, lovely!

Chuck Norris Training Video

Not sure whether this is funny or cool but watch it and let me know what you think ? lol Best comment has to be: “When mum or dad want you to do your homework now and watch tv later! It may seem like nagging but believe you’ll thank them for it”

Chuck Norris Vs Ryu

All of you street fighter fans will absolutely love this video. One again showing that no one even the king of hadou can’t topple Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris invented the tooth fairy, as a way to compensate for round house kicking everybody to the face.

Chuck Norris can beat Halo 3 on Legendary…with a guitar hero controller!

Chuck Norris’s immune system single-handedly defeated the German army. The rest of the war was just for show.

When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list

There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.