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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.



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The Bible was originally titled ‘Chuck Norris and Friends’



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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem— It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.



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Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined ‘victim’ as ‘one who has encountered Chuck Norris’



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Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.



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When you say ‘no one’s perfect’, Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.



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If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Chuck Norris



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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.



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Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.



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Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.