Funny Chuck Norris Mountain Dew Advert

Remember these mountain dew adverts! Was cracking up just watching thess, oh and watch for the Steven Seagal one at the end. Especially the part when he headbutts the indian guy at the till, lovely!

Chuck Norris Training Video

Not sure whether this is funny or cool but watch it and let me know what you think ? lol Best comment has to be: “When mum or dad want you to do your homework now and watch tv later! It may seem like nagging but believe you’ll thank them for it”

Chuck Norris Vs Ryu

All of you street fighter fans will absolutely love this video. One again showing that no one even the king of hadou can’t topple Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris makes fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

The first rule of Fight Club is actually “Don’t invite Chuck Norris”.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? He didn’t. All roads cross the path Chuck Norris is heading.

Chuck Norris movies are real. This is why no actor in a Chuck Norris movie has ever won an Oscar.

The titanic didn’t sink because of an iceberg, Chuck Norris was just out for a swim.

chuck norris once impaled a man with a single one of his pubes

Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

The Bible was originally titled ‘Chuck Norris and Friends’

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem— It wouldn’t take shit from anybody.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined ‘victim’ as ‘one who has encountered Chuck Norris’