Funny Chuck Norris Mountain Dew Advert

Remember these mountain dew adverts! Was cracking up just watching thess, oh and watch for the Steven Seagal one at the end. Especially the part when he headbutts the indian guy at the till, lovely!

Chuck Norris Training Video

Not sure whether this is funny or cool but watch it and let me know what you think ? lol Best comment has to be: “When mum or dad want you to do your homework now and watch tv later! It may seem like nagging but believe you’ll thank them for it”

Chuck Norris Vs Ryu

All of you street fighter fans will absolutely love this video. One again showing that no one even the king of hadou can’t topple Chuck Norris!

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

If you say Chuck Norris’ name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.

Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle — you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris