Funny Chuck Norris Mountain Dew Advert

Remember these mountain dew adverts! Was cracking up just watching thess, oh and watch for the Steven Seagal one at the end. Especially the part when he headbutts the indian guy at the till, lovely!

Chuck Norris Training Video

Not sure whether this is funny or cool but watch it and let me know what you think ? lol Best comment has to be: “When mum or dad want you to do your homework now and watch tv later! It may seem like nagging but believe you’ll thank them for it”

Chuck Norris Vs Ryu

All of you street fighter fans will absolutely love this video. One again showing that no one even the king of hadou can’t topple Chuck Norris!

chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.